- it "shows that his father . . . was born in 'Kenya, East Africa' . . . . Kenya did not even exist until 1963, two whole years after Obama's birth . . . . it was known as the 'British East Africa Protectorate.' "
- "the listed place of birth is 'Kapi'olani Maternity & Gynecological Hospital.' This cannot be . . . . The name [of the hospital] did not change to Kapi'olani Maternity & Gynecological Hospital until 1978."
Hmmm.
Recently, on an American street, the following scene occurred --
Gullible Citizen: Well, it looks like Obama released his birth certificate. I guess he actually is American.(Suddenly a masked man wearing a mask and green tights with a large "F" on his chest appears)
GC: Oh look, it's Forward Man!
Forward Man: Hello there, gullible citi-- . . . uh, good fellow, here's a forward for you.
(FM sends GC a quick e-mail)
GC: Oh, my! Errors on the birth certificate! Forward Man, is this true?!?
FM: Would I ever make something up?
(There's a whooshing sound, and suddenly a man in a quite tasteful suit with "IAWYLWYDYOR" on the lapel appears.)
GC: Oh, look! It's It's-Amazing-What-You-Learn-When-You-Do-Your-Own-Research Man!
FM: Drat.
It's-Amazing-What-You-Learn-When-You-Do-Your-Own-Research Man: Hello there, gullible citizen.
GC: Oh, I'm not gull --
AWYLWYDYORM: Using my amazing powers of research, I've found out that the information in that forward is FALSE!
GC: Really?
AWYLWYDYORM: Yes! First, before 1963, Kenya was known as the colony of Kenya within the British East Africa protectorate -- a.k.a., "Kenya, East Africa"! Also, Kapi'olani Maternity Home changed its name to the Kapi'olani Maternity and Gynecological Hospital in 1931!
GC: But how I do I know you're not making this up?
AWYLWYDYORM: It's amazing what you can learn when you do your own research! I did my research. You can do it, too!
FC: Darn you, It's-Amazing-What-You-Learn-When-You-Do-Your-Own-Research Man! Foiled again!
AWYLWYDYORM: Gotta go!
(It's-Amazing-What-You-Learn-When-You-Do-Your-Own-Research Man flies away)
FM: **whimper**
GC: It's okay, Forward Man. We're on the same side. I hate doing research. Just tell me what I want to believe, and I'll believe it.
FM: **sniffle** Really?
GC: Really.
FM: Oh . . . Well let's see . . . I've got "George Soros --Secret Nazi," "Darwin was a Secret Muslim Extremist," and "We Never Landed On The Moon, It Was Faked."
GC: I want to believe all of 'em! Send 'em to me!
??THE END??
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